I'll be the first to
admit that my vision has deteriorated somewhat since I've become addicted to
blogging. But guess what I found a great
outlet.
Yes, you rocket
scientist already know, and the title of this blog sort of gave the secret
away. So if you ever find yourself in
need of a break from you computer screen, "Go Paint A Porch."
STOP! Conundrum #1,
do porches still exist, or is that thing I'm painting considered my front yard
deck? Hmm? Conundrum #2, why am I painting in the first place, don't they have
painters that do that? Lastly, why didn't
I solve the problem the old fashion way with some careful planning, by way of
having offspring that I could assign the chore of painting the porch? Double,
even triple Hmm?
In this day and age
the first two problems are easily solve by the number one answer solution on
the planet today. Do porches still
exist, and are there painters out there that will paint them for a fee? Google
it! No, I won't be waiting this time
while you sort through the pages upon pages of matches, and that's just on your
google search.
In response to the
third conundrum above, please. You can't
assign kids chores anymore. We all know,
but hate to admit it. First you'd have
to sell them on the idea that it's not a punishment. That way they won't call the local Department
of Family Services on you.
Next you'd have to
actually go out and show them how to use sandpaper, scrappers, and a
hammer. Then after you're so fed up with
the mess that they are intentionally making to get out of the job, you finally
send them up to their room, and you wind up finishing the job your doing by
yourself anyway.
But, you see that
how things progress now-a-days, I could have told you a about a child that kept
lamenting, "oh please don't send me to my room, I wanna paint the
porch." But, those of us baby
boomers would see through that scam, because we learned that in the children's
tale of Peter Rabbit, "oh please don't throw me in the briar patch."
So, I guess I win,
because I'm getting my break, just so happens I only have one child, and I
enjoy the manual labor anyway. There I
said it, "manual labor," what a dreaded word to those not wishing to
get their keyboard punchers dirty.
My viewers know that
I could go on and on this for day's but it's 6:39AM, the coffee is ready and I
only have a few hours left till the morning dew dries and I can get back to
painting the front deck. Don't knock it
till you try it, and if your blessed with kid's, it's a great thing the family
can do together. So, "Go Paint a
Porch."
Thanks for viewing,
Gaming Oracle's
Observer!
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